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Before → After
We ripped out 3 conversion killers on a homepage. $8k/mo in 30 days.
Offer Pivot
They sold what the market wanted, not what they liked. $10k MRR in 3 months.
Retention Fix
Built simple follow-ups + loyalty. Repeat sales up 41%.
What you get
A ruthless video roast + 1-page action plan with exact fixes.
Timeline
Starter in 48h • Growth in 24h • Scale in 12h
Guarantee
Not useful? Get 100% of your money back. No drama.

Pick your roast. Get the truth. Make the money.

Every tier is the same savage honesty—just deeper detail and faster delivery.

Starter Roast

Quick gut-check roast. Fast and brutal.

$29

  • Short roast (≈ 5–7 minutes worth of insights)
  • Delivery: within 48 hours
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Growth Roast

Deeper teardown with more specifics.

$99

  • Medium roast (≈ 12–15 minutes worth of insights)
  • Delivery: within 24 hours
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Scale Roast

Full savage teardown. No mercy.

$249

  • Deep roast (≈ 20–25 minutes worth of insights)
  • Delivery: within 12 hours
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FAQ

What do I get with each roast?

Starter ($29): a 5–7 minute video roast with your top 3 fixes to make now.

Growth ($99): a 12–15 minute video roast + a one-page action plan (PDF).

Scale ($249): a 20–25 minute video roast + a one-page action plan (PDF).

How fast is delivery?

Starter: within 48 hours · Growth: within 24 hours · Scale: within 12 hours.

How does it work?

You purchase a roast, complete the short intake, and we auto-fulfill your roast. You'll receive your video (and PDF if included) by email—no back-and-forth needed.

What do you need from me?

Basic details about your offer/website and your #1 challenge. Links are helpful, but not mandatory.

How is my roast delivered?

We email a private video link (and a PDF action plan for Growth/Scale). Keep an eye on your inbox and spam/promotions.

Refunds?

We stand behind the work. If we can’t deliver the roast as described for your tier, we’ll make it right or refund you.

Do you offer calls or custom consulting?

Not in this product. The roasts are async and fast so you get fixes quickly. If you need more, reply to your delivery email for custom options.